1.) If I ask for no tomatoes...I mean I don't want any fucking tomatoes.
2.) Oh, your name is Mindi? That's nice. Stop flirting with my date.
3.) Ahem...you asked me if I wanted a lemon in this water...I said yes...where the hell is my lemon?...
4.) There's a cozy booth, right there--why are we sitting at a dank table right near the door to the kitchen? Oh. I think it's because you like watching me get slapped in the back with the swinging door. D'accord. Salope.
5.) Check?...Check?...CHECK?!
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