Some Things I Realized...

- the men i date usually turn out to be borderline pedophiles
- i have a thing for accents
- i have an eating disorder, but rarely talk about it because i'm ashamed
- i love being wanted and needed
- i've decided to forsake capitalization and general sentence structure in this blog
- i'd kill someone for my sister, and i've already coordinated the ways i'd do it
- edward scissorhands, amory blaine, holden caulfield, the green ranger, and clark gable were the first loves of my life
- i find it easiest to love plants
- i find it hardest to love women
- always admire, never desire
- i can be weird about wanting things in a certain place at a certain time
- i drink at least six glasses of water a day
- i wanted to be a nun when i was in grade school
- i nearly fainted when i got my first kiss
- it was in the backseat of an SUV
- he was the first in a long and distinguished line of jerks
- i think of the characters in my novels as real people, and often as my friends
- i'll be arrested one day for stealing antiques
- the uglier my mother thinks i look, the more attractive i tend to feel
- the colder, the better
- there's a novelty to being cajun that i'm only just beginning to appreciate
- i'm convinced i'd have been best friends with my great-grandmother in the 30s
- nature has taught me more about the world than any particular person has
- i can be deep
- i will get what i want, because i know i deserve it
- recollect yourself
- i want to be a thousand things
- i wish i had the patience to properly curl my hair from time to time
- "the friends zone" has been my fortress for many years
- i wish deadbeat guys would stop hitting on me
- i fall for them because i like to nurture
- i wish i could eat something without feeling guilty or nauseous
- there's something about music snobs that really piss me off
- i've sought the approval of people who really don't get it
- it's safe to say i have a bi-eye
- i don't advertise it
- i fall victim to beautiful women, or intelligent women
- i have yet to find a woman who meets both in decent fashion
- i hate it when women use casual sex as a means of liberation
- the whole "men can do it, why can't i" philosophy is shit
- WE'RE supposed to be the wiser sex
- i'm european
- my standards make me seem prudish, and often snobby
- i'm tired of this